Kate from Murcia, Spain – Age 5 years.
I want to be an Engologist like Neil Armstrong and go to the Moon and have a party.
Cian from Dublin – Age 8 years.
I want to be an Engologist because my Grandad is one, and he knows everything.
Cormac from Ireland – Age 6 years.
I want to be an Engologist to make plenty of money.
Barra from Athlone – Age 3 years.
Do you have a present for me ?
Celio from Italy – Age 10 years.
Mio padre disegna dei computer e tutto spiega a me.
Fritz from Germany – Age 11 years.
Ich will ebenso gut als mein Vater sein. Er entwirft Raketen, die in outter Platz gehen. Er will mich, ein Ingenieur zu sein.
Andree from France – Age 12 years.
Mon Papa dit que les Filles font de bons Ingénieurs. J’étudierai pour être Ingénieur comme mon Papa.
A man went into a school and asked the Teacher, ” Did you see a Gorilla? “. The Teacher asks, ” What does he look like? “
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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
It has a rattle.
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One day, little Cormac says to his dad, “Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps going around saying “no”?”
“No” replies his Dad.
”Oh, so it’s you.”
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One Sunday, little Cian is with his parents on a boat on the river Shannon. His dad asks him, “What do you think sea monsters eat, ?”
“I don’t know, dad.”
“Fish and ships.”
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Little Kate asks her Mum, “Do you know what happened when the lion ate the comedian?”
“No, I don’t, darling.”
“He felt funny.”
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The teacher said to her class, “Does anyone know what is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?”
Little Kate put up her hand and said, “It’s a blackboard, miss.”
