Kate from Murcia, Spain – Age 5 years.
I want to be an Engologist like Neil Armstrong and go to the Moon and have a party.
Cian from Dublin – Age 8 years.
I want to be an Engologist because my Grandad is one, and he knows everything.
Cormac from Ireland – Age 6 years.
I want to be an Engologist to make plenty of money.
Barra from Athlone – Age 3 years.
Do you have a present for me ?
Celio from Italy – Age 10 years.
Mio padre disegna dei computer e tutto spiega a me.
Fritz from Germany – Age 11 years.
Ich will ebenso gut als mein Vater sein. Er entwirft Raketen, die in outter Platz gehen. Er will mich, ein Ingenieur zu sein.
Andree from France – Age 12 years.
Mon Papa dit que les Filles font de bons Ingénieurs. J’étudierai pour être Ingénieur comme mon Papa.
A man went into a school and asked the Teacher, ” Did you see a Gorilla? “. The Teacher asks, ” What does he look like? “
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
It has a rattle.
One day, little Cormac says to his dad, “Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps going around saying “no”?”
“No” replies his Dad.
”Oh, so it’s you.”
One Sunday, little Cian is with his parents on a boat on the river Shannon. His dad asks him, “What do you think sea monsters eat, ?”
“I don’t know, dad.”
“Fish and ships.”
Little Kate asks her Mum, “Do you know what happened when the lion ate the comedian?”
“No, I don’t, darling.”
“He felt funny.”
The teacher said to her class, “Does anyone know what is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?”
Little Kate put up her hand and said, “It’s a blackboard, miss.”